I'm Cross With Mother Nature

[glowing]

I know it is said Mother Nature decides
Of us all who'll be thin or be fat
Short or tall, pretty or plain
But I must say I'm not happy with that

I think that arrangement is somewhat flawed
Why wasn't I born thin and clever?
At my birth was she having a really bad day?
Did she shrug and say "Oh whatever!"

There are skinny people everywhere
Who are happy vibrant and bright
They can eat chocolate at any time
Even munch it all through the night

I wonder about Mother Nature
Why is it that she's so unfair?
There's thinness wherever I look around
Did she forget and give others my share?

Mother Nature I'm feeling quite nasty
Though I'm really not cruel underneath
But for all those thin chocolate eaters
Can't you at least rot their teeth?

[mali42]

Hi Glowing
Thanks for that, it was Pats birthday yesterday and we have tons of chocolate so i'm off to brush my teeth :-)
ps I'm not as skinny as i used to be.
Malcolm

[glowing]

Hi Malcolm. Happy Birthday Pat. Enjoy all the chocolate. I'm so jealous. You may not be as skinny as you used to be but at least you remember what it was like to be slim. Knowing how things are in the world I am not complaining as I'm lucky just knowing what chocolate is and perhaps should be grateful that its effects last so long. I just wish the effects were as good to look as the bar that tempted me. ;D
Glowing

[john]

Mmmm chocolate, i wondered when we'd get onto THAT topic!
i know that one bite is too much and the whole bar is not enough, but sue is an excellent taskmaster,and one bite is all i'm allowed!!!
love the ode to chocolate glowing, go on, treat yourself..........