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Hi All.
I'm in need of silliness at the moment as I'm about to have checks on whether my memory problems are tablet related or something more serious. If I have to lose some memory I can cope as long as I and those I know don't lose a sense of humour.

I hope you like the following and that it won't offend anyone. I am always interested to know what other people find funny so please leave a comment.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes. (You MUST read them aloud)

English - Chinese

That's not right! - Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP - Kum Kia Nao
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
It's very dark in here! - Wai So Dim
Our meeting is scheduled for next week! - Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
I think you need a face lift! - Chin Tu Fat

And my two favourites,

I thought you were on a diet! - Wai Yu Mun Ching
Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu

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