Have you heard the one about...

[glowing]

Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

My wife has been missing for a week now and the police said to prepare for the worst, so I went to the charity shop to get her clothes back.

[mali42]

Thanks Glowing, I needed cheering up :-)

[glowing]

Hi Mali. I'm glad you feel cheered a little but sorry you need it. It's being silly that keeps me going because if I don't laugh I'll cry. I worry a bit that my jokes are posts might get on people's nerves but have been told they do cheer people.

I'm having to see my doctor concerning my memory and a few other perculiar events and am hoping it's caused from the tablets I'm taking.
I bet this post has really cheered you up!

Glowing

[mali42]

Hi Glowing
Its good to be silly and much better than being miserable, I have been up and down this year more times than the lasts ten put together not sure whats going on.

I hope you get your memory problem sorted soon and keep the jokes coming.
Malcolm

[glowing]

Local police hunting 'The Knitting Needle Nutter' who has stabbed six people in the thigh in the last 48 hours believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at aTraffic Warden's funeral a voice from inside screams, "I'm not dead! Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward whilst sucking air through his teeth mutters, "Too late Pal, the paperworks already done." ;D

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Lol! your Jokes are very dark but i like them lol! :-D

[glowing]

Hi Kittykat. I'm glad they made you laugh. The jokes I post aren't usually this dark and I was in two minds about putting them on but the first one made me laugh and the second made my husband laugh so I thought and hoped no-one would be offended.

Glowing

[mali42]

I read this one in the paper yesterday and no I don't read the beano.

Son: where did I get my brains from dad ? Father: Must have been from your mother, I've still got mine.

[liziJ]

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? Then he decided to stick it out for another year.

[glowing]

Malcolm and Liz. They're just great. Thank you for making me laugh. Just like most of us I really need it. I'm so pleased you've 'joined the joke club' and look forward to many a laugh.
Glowing