fetch my head

[slf]

hi
I am just back from the Post Office delivery place,for my daughter, She has a hobby she plans to turn into a business she makes posh hats,and she had ordered a plastic head so she could work on them,of course the postman just left a card,you know the one 'pick it up in 24 hours.
So struggled on the bus across Birmingham to the parcel place,it's a much bigger parcel than I imagined,and as I began my trek back,I imagined being stopped by a stern police officer.
'whats in that package sir?'
'just my daughters head'
'why are you carrying her head?'
'to put her hats on it'
It gave me the creeps,could'nt wait to head home
Take it easy,you have to pay for father's day :-)
Steve

[gilliem]

Thanks for the laugh, Steve. I soon found out that my daughters getting married didn't mean that Tommy and I were handing over the baton to their husbands! Every time I think I have a 'free' day, something crops up [not always to do with my daughters, to be fair] and it's always something that's going to take quite some time to sort out if it's to be done properly!I've never yet had to carry a head for either of them.....
Best wishes,
Gillie.

[john]

"if you want to get a head get a hat", or vice versa!
LOL john

[glowing]

Be careful in a crowd! (think that's the saying)

[liz2mac]

Ha ha, I love it Styeve. Whats the old saying about wanting to get ahead get a hat!! lol.

[dianesistern]

my mum told me that saying but its going out of fashion because people just dont wear hats anymore and we have to keep these sayings going my mum seems to have one for every occasion and also a song that she usually sings out very loudly . Diane

[glowing]

Your mum sounds great.
Just realised what I've put. I don't know what she sounds like but seems to be nice. People who can sing out have happy warm hearts.

[dianesistern]

yep my mum does have a happy warm heart and sees the best in everything and everyone despite what life has thrown at her losing a brother in her teens, and then her parents, caring for my sister after she was brain damaged from encephalitis, and then diagnosis of cvid, nursing my dad who had dementia for 3 years before he died he also had cvid and constantly supporting me and my family through various crisises and my own cvid problems so she is worth her weight in gold (another of her sayings). Diane